Chimpsters salty yarn,

I started off my dj career playing at Buckingham palace at her majesteys pleasure.

After a sordid affair with the queen and her corgies, i was chased to cornwall by an angry pitch fork weilding mob.

When i reached Penzance i stowed away aboard a pirate ship. When i was discovered by the leering pirates they put me in a pen with the ships monkey and kept me alive by feeding me bananas and re-naming me chimpster.

After a while i befriended the pirates and spent many a year on the hi seas pilaging and swashbuckeling.After a bitter feud with the ships monkey off the coast of New Zealand i was forced to jump ship and was washed up on  the shores of Raglan.

Lying helpless and half drowned on the black sand i was found by a dusky maiden who carried me over her shoulder to the only people who she knew could help me, the friendly Tractor FM crew.

As time has gone by i have shruged off my philandering ways and piracy and now play hardy choons every wednesday 2100-2300hrs.

And i still love bananas!!!!!!!

p.s. and a little bit of piracy.